Geeze Loo-WEEZE

I'm back from the dentist office and I feel like a blowfish. Check this out, they were playing Michael Jackson's music while I was being operated on. I mean, I guess that made me feel a tad bit better?

CHA-MONNNNNNNNNN! HEE-HEE!!!!!



OW.
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Day 26...

is queer.

Individuality or a cry for attention?

So Cassie, the so-called "singer" that has been under a rock, or probably has become Diddy's sex-slave, has decided to do something new with her hair. Personally, i don't think it looks that bad, but it is kind of "out-there."



Idk, maybe Diddy's retardness has gone to her head?
Still, she's beautiful.

[diddy]LET'S GOOO![/diddy]

WHAT'S GOOD THEN?!

Omegle.com

So there's this website you go on and its like a chat room, except you chat with complete strangers and you're kept anonymous. SOME OF THESE PEOPLE ARE PERVSS LMAO. Here's one of my convos:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sup
Stranger: =)
You: this is chris brown
You: VA!
Stranger: bored, thats why im on here ;) LOL you?
Stranger: LOL chris brown
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: you're so hot
Stranger: i dont care that you hit your girlfriend PFT
You: thanks babe
Stranger: I LOVE OYU WITH ALL MY HEART
You: i krumped on her face acutally
Stranger: you're welcome
Stranger: LOL!
You: but i love rihanna
You: we are gonna have bajan babies
You: word up!
Stranger: i'd let you krump on my face anyday ROFL
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU LOVE ME
Stranger: YOU HAE TO LOVE ME
Stranger: YOU CANT LOVE ER
Stranger: HER
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU'RE MINE
You: bitch you crazy
Stranger: forever and ever and always
Stranger: no im not! is being in love crazy?!
You: i gotta share the love
You: i got HOES IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: can i be one!?
You: BUT I WANNA TAKE YOU DOWN
You: OF COURSE
Stranger: OMG OMG OMG
Stranger: IMMA TELL EVERYONE
Stranger: CHRIS BROWN IS MINEE
Stranger: S2
You: go ahead baby
You: im all yours
You: you can have this 12 inch dick
Stranger: ROFL OMG HAWTTT
Stranger: *faints*
Stranger: danngg
Stranger: chris
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: come here
You: yeah it'll go in you and come out through your head
You: no touching
You: [calls bodyguard]


I'm "You", btw. lol

Dem Ocean Boys

Okay, so this is pure hilarity at it's best. PLEASE subscribe to JD's videos because you WILL be entertained. I swear, Johnta is the best and you can never go wrong with a little Trey Songz and B. Cox. They call themselves The Ocean Boys and they consist of: JD, Johnta, Trey Songz, B. Cox, Q, Tyrone, Usher...and I'm probably forgetting some.




And no homo, that chick does have a BOOTY on her. If she'll just give me half of it i'll be fine lmaoo. =D

the maine.

they are freaking awesome. check them out!!

The Maine- Everything I Asked For.

=D